IT’S SHAQ WEDNESDAY!!!
Before finding success as a rapping genie named Kazaam, Shaq was in a short-lived rap duo called Poochie and Dunk Man. They only released one single, a strangely basketball and fetching sticks themed number called Steals, Sticks and Slams. Above is their only press photo.
Poochie (real name Sammy) was killed in 1993 in a motel shootout. He was three (dog) years old.
IT’S SHAQ WEDNESDAY!!!
One of Shaq’s favourite tricks is reminding captive animals that they’re prisoners and hungry. Take that, elephant!!
IT’S SHAQ WEDNESDAY!!!
This shark dared fake the funk on a nasty dunk. Shaq was left no option but to kill it.
One of Hollywood’s best loved games is Side of an Elephant or Billy Crystal’s Back. Meg Ryan is the current Women’s World Champ.
That puppy goes hard with the motherfucking pant!! Geddit? like Waka’s song hard in the paint? ’Cause puppies pant. And pant looks like paint when you write it down. That’s what… ahh, forget it, I know when I’m licked.
HA! LICKED!!
This bird got down to the last three on Rock of Love, Bret Michaels felt they would be better as friends. Bret Michaels is a jerk.
If you want to look thin, stand next to a fat person. If you want to look like you have normal sized ears, get your Prince Charles on and stand next to a goat.
IT’S SHAQ WEDNESDAY!!!
There was a period when Shaq spearheaded a panda breeding program. Every day he put on a surgical gown and tried to come up with an answer that would save these beautiful animals. The photo above shows the moment when Shaq thought to himself, “Fine, I’ll just do it myself”. The female panda can literally feel Shaq’s “plan” poking here in the back.
IT’S SHAQ WEDNESDAY!!!
Just after this photo was taken, Shaq said something that wasn’t the least bit amusing but because he’s an athlete everyone there guffawed like it was the funniest thing they have ever heard in their lives.
For the record Shaq said, “That’s what I call sticking out your neck”.
IT’S SHAQ WEDNESDAY!!!
Shaq meeting Li’l Sebastian.
